Invisible Pink Unicorns
“Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can’t see them.” — Steve Eley
Who can possibly doubt the impeccable logic of the above statement? You can’t read that statement and then claim not to believe in Invisible Pink Unicorns. Their ability to be invisible AND pink is the untimate clincher as far as I’m concerned.
Of course, there are many who will refuse to believe in the undeniable existence of Invisible Pink Unicorns, but they are all blasphemers, especially those heathen Pastafarians from that den of iniquity, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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September 23, 2011 -
Posted by James Walker |
Religion, Skepticism | belief, believer, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, faith, God, Invisible Pink Unicorns, Pastafarians, religion
This is a gigglefest…XD
Blessed be her Holy Hooves!